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toilet seat empathy

from "the greatest punk album the world will never know" by gaswitch

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Toliet Seat Empathy

The life of a toilet seat has gotta be the pits, every fucking day you get covered in piss
Some days you get shit on, other days you don’t,
But it’s just a matter of time till you fucking overflow
Toilet seat empathy, I’m just glad it isn’t me
Toilet seat empathy, wouldn’t want my face covered in pee

Toilets have no feelings, I hope its true cause its probably pretty shitty getting covered in pooh
Never get to go out or have any fun and the only thing that touches you is a smelly bum
Toilet seat empathy, I’m just glad it isn’t me
Toilet seat empathy, would you want your face covered in pee

Poor fucking toilet seat never had a chance
Minding his own business and someone drops their pants
Vomit, piss and shit, used tampons and domes, toilets don’t complain that’s just how it goes
Toilet seat empathy, I’m just glad it isn’t me
Toilet seat empathy, wouldn’t want my face covered in pee

Dirty fucking toilet seat taking shit from everyone
Can’t stand up for himself someone better help him
I gotta sit this one out drank a case, had Taco Bell
Ass is gonna explode all over this toilet bowl

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from "the greatest punk album the world will never know", released January 29, 2013

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